No Oscar No Problem, Goodie Bag Worth $80,000 From Distinctive Assets To Console The Stars


2014 Oscar goodie bag - Chocolatines

Nominees in this year’s best actor/actress, supporting actor/actress and director categories won’t be drowned in their sorrow for too long even if they lose. As announced by the Distinctive Assets goodie bag will be packed with wine/chocolate flight pairing from Chicago-based Chocolatines, Jan Lewis Designs bangle bracelets and Blossom Blend teas, Swiss made Slow watches and many more.

Luxury vacation packages to the Canadian Rockies, Mexico and Japan are also part of the package. What’s more, stars not holding the Oscar statuette get to recover from the stress by getting a spa treatment.

In addition to the goodie bags for well-off tinsel town stars, Distinctive Assets will donate 10,000 meals of Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres’ Halo natural pet food to the animal shelter of loser’s choice.

Lash Fary, Distinctive Assets founder said “To be part of the film industry’s biggest night on any level is thrilling. We always look forward to introducing celebrities to an array of companies with fabulous gifts to share, but it’s particularly fun to be able to do so when you know it will truly brighten someone’s day.”

Here is the long list of treats stars such as Leonardo DiCaprio, Christian Bale, Judi Dench and Cate Blanchett can take to their Hollywood mansions to comfort themslves:

  • Wine-infused chocolates from Chicago-based Chocolatines.
  • 10,000 Halo natural pet food meal donations made to the loser’s pet charity of choice.
  • Hydroxycut protein shakes, bars and gummies.
  • Swiss-made Slow Watches.
  • Betty Jane candies.
  • Acure Organics “cutting-edge” skincare products.
  • Jan Lewis bracelets and silk ties.
  • Cannonball wine.
  • A wearable camera by Narrative Clip.
  • Polar Loop activity tracker.
  • Bee Free Honee organic apple honey.
  • Blossom Blends “bespoke” teas.
  • Mace pepper spray gun.
  • Fine art from Gizara Arts.
  • Jitseu Handbags.
  • The LOADED book series.
  • Steamist Total Sense home spa system.
  • Aviv 613 luxury vodka.
  • Wrag Wrap luxury sustainable gift wrap.
  • Dosha Pops.
  • VETVIK “The Covert” leather iPhone case.
  • HISY Bluetooth camera shutter remote for Apple devices.
  • Mane ‘n Tail haircare products and Conceived by Nature styling products.
  • The Green Garmento Gargantote and dry cleaning bag.
  • Le Petit Cirque aerial lessons.
  • Epic Pet Health electrolyte therapy.
  • M3K Beauty products for “exceptionally vibrant skin.”
  • DrainWig.
  • Acupuncture sessions with Heather Lounsbury.
  • Personal training sessions at Huntley Drive Fitness.
  • Rouge Maple “best maple syrup you’ve ever tasted.”
  • Slimware portion-control plates.
  • Coolway “no damage” Go Pro blow dryer.
  • Simon’s Happy Pet Shampoo.
  • Wonder Glow Organic Lipgloss from Makeup Studio by Diane Capt.
  • Knit & Co. cable knit mittens.
  • Krystal Klear Water whole house water filtration system.
  • The O-Shot procedure by Dr. Charles Runels.
  • ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant System performed by Dr. William Yates.
  • Max Martin luxury American-made shoes.
  • Deluxe vacation packages to the Canadian Rockies, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Mexico and Japan.



Source: Variety